I am sitting at the computer desk, staring out into the world through the window right in front of me. Yes I am looking even as I type, I am that talented.
It’s actually very beautiful out there. The sky is grey, clouds have brought the horizon closer into my house then it usually is. The park, about two miles down the road and up through what to New Mexico counts as a valley, is shrouded in mystery, the huge trees look quite imposing and strange even though it is not yet nine in the morning and I have not quite digested my breakfast, so it’s a little early for that sort of thing. I shall think of happier things.
I think I will take a moment to show you the place I’m going to live in when I become wealthy and famous and/or marry Prince Very Very Rich/Charming.
Tada! Which is situated beside this:
And when I am not busy eating cake or gabbing on the tellie with the Ol’ Queen Mater I shall be reading in here:
And I shall wash my imperial toesies and gracious finger nails in here:
After which I will procede to take my evening nap in here:
And when I’m quite refreshed I shall party all night with Cinderella and Belle in this room:
And when I’m completely absa-bally-pooped I shall drop my charming self into this bed right here until lunch time:

I am, after all, just a mortal, and a 14 year old female one at that. So forgive me my flippancy and smile benevolently on my whims.
~Lolly
PS: Here’s the link to this lovely place, so dream away. But remember! It’s mine. My Castle.










You may keep your castle. It is far too large, imperial, and impersonal for my tastes. However, as lady of the estate, I beseech you to allow my possession of one of the lovely little cottages. I am not particular; any of the four will do. The green trim is just my color, and the cozy, homely interior is decorated perfectly for my tastes! The views, Loch, and woods around the various cottages is perfect for a writer’s heart such as mine.
Whoops. I meant “The views, Loch, and woods around the various cottages *ARE* perfect for a writer’s heart such as mine.” My bad.
You may have any of the cottages you prefer (as you are the first to ask), for some modest fee which we will determine in a more private location. I will have you over for tea every Thursday and Tuesday and every other Sunday you may dine with me.
With best wishes, your new land-lady,
Lolly
I believe you have excellent taste and good researching ability. I would request a visit to see you at your beautiful abode and enjoy a time of games in the afternoon in the room of your choosing. I will have a time of dreaming with you.
Love,
Aunt Diane
Request granted, we must discuss schedules so I can fit you in between Kate Middleton and the German Chancellor
Dreaming with you would be lovely.
~Lolly
WOW! What a beautiful castle. But I think I would prefer a cozy cottage framed by a white picket fence and a lovely garden overflowing with trees and flowers. In England of course.
Haha. Anyway, a little flippancy is more than allowed, from time to time, don’t you think? I know I do… 
LOVE and MISS you!
Kate
What is it with everyone and cottages?! We are so much more grand then that.
~Lolly
Yes, you’re quite right, we ARE! Well, I guess for once in my life I was thinking practically (ufff, how stiff I sound!).
Though actually, that wasn’t practical at ALL, because how would I ever end up in England? Who knows? God knows! YES! That means that I’m not practical after all!!! Yay! (There can be advantages in a character trait like that, but I find it… Well, I think you know what I mean. hahaha.) But we ARE princesses and are to be TREATED as such. If not in this world, then at least in the other one…. 
Haha. How does that sound? It is merely a proper business matter *Ahem ahem* (-> North and South) !
Oh I fear my comment is far too long, I hope it didn’t bore you!
~Kate
P.S. I think you shall adopt me, so that I can live with you in that breathtaking castle in a neighboring room perhaps? Then we shall enjoy pastimes together, sing, laugh, cry over happy endings and dance (properly, jigging and such, as all the princesses do!).
P.P.S (so sorry for all the P.S.s)
Did you get my e-mail? Love you! Miss you!
~Kate (again)
Will you require the services of a resident tutor for the Royal Smallfry?
Quite so, I think they can start in on Homer at Kindergarten and we’ll have them reading the Divine Comedy by 2nd grade. They will also need a guardian on all their trips to Greece and so on. Were you volunteering?
~Lolly
Volunteering? I’m already packed to go!